Many have tried to contact G.M. Nair. Most have failed. First things first, head up to the corner of 72nd and York avenue. You’ll see a guy named Nick. When you see Nick, ask him “How’re you doing today, Wayne?” Nick will give you a map of Poughkeepsie, NY.
Go there. Find Freddy’s Bar downtown and walk to the outside basement door. No, not that one. The other one.
Knock once, twice, and thrice. A hatch’ll open and a guy will ask you for the password. DON’T look at him in the eyes. You say “Night”, he’ll say “Moves” and open the door, leading you into a long hallway. After that, it gets a little fuzzy, but watch out for monsters and paintings that come alive at night. If you get past those, Mr. Nair will be in the throne room on the far right. You may ask him only one question. Choose your words carefully.
…barring that, you can try using the internet.