INT. ROOM
A MAN sits alone, sad. A VOICEOVER narrates.
VOICEOVER
Has this ever happened to you?
MAN
(confused)
What? Has what ever happened to me?
Who’s talking?
VOICEOVER
Sitting at home? Nothing to do?
MAN
Yeah, what’s it to you? And who are
you anyway?
VOICEOVER
Are you hearing voices?
MAN
Yes! You’re the voices! What the
hell is going on?
VOICEOVER
Are they driving you crazy?
MAN
Yes! Yes! Get out of my head!
VOICEOVER
Do you think they’ll never stop?
MAN
That’s it! I gotta get out of here.
MAN tries the door, but can’t open it. He moves to the
window and tries to open it. Can’t.
VOICEOVER
Have you tried to escape but find
all the exits have been sealed
shut?
MAN
Oh, god. What’s happening? What are
you doing?
VOICEOVER
Feeling anxious? Nervous?
MAN
YES!
VOICEOVER
Would you pay money to make it
stop?
MAN
I would! I would!
VOICEOVER
Like, how much money?
MAN
A lot of money.
VOICEOVER
All your money?
MAN
ALL my money! Just make it stop!
VOICEOVER
Would you give up your first born
son?
MAN
...what? My what?
VOICEOVER
Would you lay his pale nubile body
upon my altar of bones?
MAN
Altar of bones? What altar of
bones? What are you?!
VOICEOVER
(increasingly sinister)
Would you sacrifice him as my
personal flesh-vessel so I may
bathe this insolent mortal plane in
fire and blood?
The MAN starts shrieking. Freeze-Frame. A NEW VOICEOVER,
more friendly and ad-style, reads the logo that appears.
NEW VOICEOVER
Ghosts: They’re a bigger problem
than you think!(extremely quickly)
Paid for by the Committee for the
Opposition of Ghosts.
BLACKOUT.